“preferential admissions status to the school.”

Reminds me of the ‘dey took our jerbs!’ people screaming about H1B visas...

But they still hate Jews, who by any standard (and for various historical reasons) have made an outsized number of scientific and mathematical discoveries relative to their population.

In the photograph, “prepare” is spelled wrong too. It’s racist AND poorly proofread.

Oh dear Jehovah! These are those Joe Sixpacks and Janey Lunchpails I’ve heard about! GET ME BACK TO THE ESCALADE POSTHASTE!

Spicey Facts version: “Mrs. DeVos was accosted by a gang of thugs as she tried to help our poor, unfortunate children. She fought off seven of them, before being forced to retreat into a Seal Team Six helicopter. She vows she will help those orphans one way or another.”

“I went through all of that trouble writing you a letter, and you didn’t even do the thing I wanted! Well, I never!”

WTF is it with white people who want to claim they’re Blacker than Obama? This heifer knows that damn full and well she is not at all interested in being Black, that’s why she’s crying all these white tears at her crooked ass daddy having to serve his damn time. Apparently, serving one’s sentence for shit they…

“so he immediately got Dr. Ben Carson on the phone”