So few people agree with me on this point, but you’re absolutely right. The people voted him into the nomination. The democratic process actually worked, and it showed us how rotten we really are.

I think the Las Vegas Aces is actually a pretty good name!

The problem wasn’t that the foreman had been sexually assaulted, it was that he had failed to disclose that fact (I think he might have affirmatively said he had never been sexually assaulted).

Good for the jury to see through his bullshit and laughable defense. “He was too drunk to understand his actions”. Meanwhile, this scum sucker managed to pass out condoms to the other players, took video of the crime and sent it to friends as it was going on. He was sober enough to understand not leaving dna…

Not sure if this Boxster is better, but it certainly makes you think how Honda made a huge mistake not sticking with its S2000. With so many companies moving towards smaller engines, it almost seems like Honda was truly ahead of its time by using a high-revving, higher-performance 4-cylinder in its sports car. So now,…

Screw that. I’m not paying a bribe to the TSA just so I can avoid a mess they created.

ssshhh we don’t want the pleebs jamming up our pre-check lines!

While, you can sympathize, it seems entirely reasonable that people should be punished. I just hope blame goes to right place. Its easy enough to imagine dangerous practices being allowed because “everybody does it”, in which case the blame should fall to the person who decided to ignore widespread non-compliance…

Call me crazy, but what if... stay with me here... RG3 goes to Cleveland, leads them to the postseason, and then inexplicably shits the bed when President-elect Trump picks the Browns to win Super Bowl XLI.

I mean yea.... If you’re comparing beige mobiles, I guess everything would be considered shitty by today’s standards. Basically, people who don’t enjoy driving aren’t required to actually do nearly as much of it now.

Full size work trucks. Its absurd how expensive trucks have gotten. Want a stripped out, bare bones, V8 4x4 F150? $32k. Who needs fancy leather in a work truck, and who wants to spend $32k on a work truck.

Maybe not ugly, but how about uninspired? Look at Audi and their corporate grilles. I just can’t tell these damn things apart:

I mean, that’s the point. Jalopnik for the most part is a satirical automotive website. The posts and comments are generally jokes, puns, and insisting the Miata is always the answer. That is why it’s a great community. Who cares if someone gets all butt hurt over a list, for every angry committer there is a GIF of a…

I usually enjoy patina, but you have to be careful when it’s rust. Patina can make something look well used, and broken-in, and comfortable. But when rust eats away at panels, floorboards and important components, it just sucks. Rust can be an effective deterrent against theft and vandalism, though. I like what this…

The people threatening them are the worst kind of ignorant ass holes.

Thanks Phil. Without this, I never would have realized what a regular, fun-loving, down-to-earth everyman Paterno was.