NEver saw that one, but now I’m going to look it up. It’s so nice when something on “reality TV” is actually real.

Last week I shared on SNS how my friend of decades(and my ex) had a massive heart attack. This morning, my talented, frustrating, loving, goofball friend died. He had conquered addictions in his past, but cigarettes never loosened their grip. Connected to tubes and surrounded by devastated family is a shitty way to go,…

Oh these fuckers are evil incarnate.

These pieces of shit are even worse. no back and just as uncomfortable.

You and I could be separated at birth twins!

Yeah, Skechers serve a purpose. They may not be courting the fashionista, but not all of their shoes are hideous. I’ve gotten some cute flats from them, and they’re the only pair of flats that I’ve ever been able to take on a European vacation and walk around in for a couple of miles without wanting to gnaw my own…

It is ugly as sin. But my experience with Skechers (as a retail worker who spends the entire day running around on my feet) is that they are crazy comfortable. The first pair I bought was like walking on clouds. I must therefore stand up in/ for these fugly shoes.

I have used it for all of the above. Clothes in an emergency, only.

Too expensive? I buy the 5 Liter (169 ounces) refill bottle of Palmolive and it costs about the same as 2 tiny bottles of dish soap. 

I don’t know that something being concentrated is a pro here since most people use way more than they need of any type of liquid soap, and most will likely continue to do so with dish soap if they use it to wash their hands. If saving money is your goal, a good old bar soap is the way to go.

See I read it as he uses regular bar of soap on dishes, but I guess it could go either way!

Yes, the irony of having a typo in that comment is a bit humbling. I find my redemption in knowing that my citizenship is not dependent on that one time I had unprotected sex with a racist millionaire.

It’s a scandal how expensive it is to be poor in this country.

Yes. And more:

Yeah, I think that was the point, that Miley saying that her marriage was modern and new would make Dietrich and her gang of open-marriage modernes* laugh.

Oh God. I can barely stand it cold. Ew.

milk in its natural state is my worst enemy, but cheese is my best friend.

I've been kinda obsessed with almond milk lately. Tbh I think it tastes way better than regular milk. But yeah who the hell drinks like a glass of milk for funsies. White Russian that shit if you must

I don't really like milk, but cream in my coffee, greek yogurt, and cheese are basically my main sustenance.

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.