Then giggles and tells you to touch it.

Thank you for your service!

Christ, there is not enough bleach in the WORLD to wipe that image out of my brain.

WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE!!!

Oh, god, that is horrifically perfect.

THIS.

Ah, well, former Jersey Girl here. Central shore area (Long Branch, Sea Bright, Rumson, Fair Haven). Bon Jovi lived across the Navesink River from my neighborhood, and Bruce lived near my high school-saw him (and Patti and kids) a lot in local restaurants, etc. I even met him in a bar once, and he is as amazing a…

(Bon Jovi music plays)

Well, they are the BEST signs, GREAT signs.

It’s either got to be that, or it’s Opposite Day (a la Spongebob and Patrick) and noone told us.

THIS.

“Ethnics? Don’t worry about them, they’ll be working on the wall. “

No, but Donald knows she has lots of words- great words! She was just unaware that they were someone else’s.

She probably thought wearing black was enough.

Frankly if the US would offer drug addicts treatment instead of prison, we would have plenty of room for assholes like him.

Thank you for this info. I have already sent Abbott a message about this, because as a woman, as a human, this is just fucking WRONG and we need to stop this shit.

Probably how she was dressed.

That’s because Trump has all the best words.

Thank you for articulating this so clearly. My grandparents, who avoided death from a different (yet terrifyingly similar) despot by escaping Europe just in time, would agree. As do I, and no doubt the millions murdered and persecuted would as well. Trump parallels Hitler in so many ways that I am horrified and…

100% THIS.