They have the most powerful engine in F1, their chassis/aero is just trash.

But don’t let that get in the way of your bad joke I guess.

I love The Hunt for Red October and its version of Jack Ryan. It’s a great story about one nerd being in the right place at the right time with a head full of nerd knowledge that’s perfect for solving one situation.

Hi Borgward. How are you? Having a good day? Yeah? Me too. So, here’s the deal: I’m going to be nice to you, because my friend Danny also liked huffing silver spray paint out of a paper bag in his basement in the 7th grade. Not everyone could afford weed in middle school. I get it. Some of us were forced into more…

You....you don’t know many Porsche owners do you?

Because it’s not a 2 stroke?

Theyre gonna win that bet 5 out of every 3 times.

I dunno but I bet a standard shipping container would work as a decent Faraday cage.

No, it’s the race where Michelin brought tires that couldn’t handle the track, and everyone went all stupid, and all but 6 cars quit the race.

We couldn’t get sharks, we have sea bass. And yes they are ill tempered. 

Came in for the obligatory “better than Ronda”. Ronda is as good at voice acting as she is at keeping Nunes at bay.

Reminds me of the time my sister was doing a day road trip on the I-5. She had an S2000 at the time and asked me to swap cars with my E46 for the day.

First of all, let’s remember that even the cheapest cars today are reasonably competent. If you want to be US-centric about this, then even our base models are often considered sports variants in the rest of the world. Imagine the BMW 3-series being offered with the 115hp engine that most people choose in Europe.

The transmission could never seem to find the right gear and if you punched it, it often just revved high and didn’t accelerate.

First up, do most people really care about the “performance” of their new car? Should they?

Well la dee da, Mr. Doesn’t-Get-Chased-By-Supervillains.

People who are shopping for one of the most ridiculous cars on earth would naturally gravitate to the most ridiculous version of said car.

That is funny that now hummer guy gets a ticket for insisting on wasting 911 instead of accepting that they fucked up to begin with and got lucky hitting a vehicle that was worth $0.

Susan B. Anthony is turning in her grave... in order to get away from the gropey Katy Perry.

Those tires are also constructed much differently than a street tire. This is an absurd comparison.

And as you said, these are mandated, not chosen by the teams for ultimate performance.

Big wheels are a necessity because people keep buying huge cars with huge wheel wells. Stop buying stupid and bad cars. 

Gim...teering wheel.