I have no clue, but here is a Toyota with a Honda engine.

E B I T D A

Found the guy fucking with Korey’s car.

I bought a Prius V and I love it. How much of a rube am I, truly?

This must be how you save big money, real big money, when you shop Menards.

I was hoping Rossi would pull off the win, but I can’t ever be upset about a driver taking his first win in the 500.  And with the pole and leading the most laps, Pagenaud maximized his points haul.  Good on him; I don’t even mind making an exception to my “anyone but Penske” rule here.

Fuck those barbershop guys. They wouldn't have tipped anyway and were happy to find an excuse to be cheapasses. 

I guess Barton Fink didn’t turn out to be the answer.

Statement: You meatbags better not screw this or me up. Or I will be forced to initiate assassination protocols.

Almost like you get less car for half the price. 

Had. He sold it after getting it fixed the second time he wrecked it,

Somewhere Arrivabenne is sitting back, having a nice glass of red wine, and cackling like a madman.

He’s already practiced his managerial face:

In Formula 1, they were in as a full manufacturer for two years (1954 and 1955) before the current team took over Brawn in 2010. Prewar they were involved in what was then called Grand Prix racing during the 1920s and most notably the 1930s.

Hopefully it wasn’t a Sugarless Gummi else it would be unbearable

This is not good driving. This is dickhead driving. You’re not typically looking for cars in the fucking grass when you’re racing.

At least Mercedes allows their drivers to race. When Ferrari was dominating with Schumacher, the most interesting part of the race was how Ferrari was going to screw over Rubens to make sure Schumacher won.

It’s and LED light vs camera rate phenomenon, I believe 

It sounds really good!