Counterpoint:

I think that climate might also play a role. Because rust.

If you open the door, it just says “Merde du Fromage”, which translates to “Cheese Shit”

it was already ruined

Time to fetch the Holy Hand Grenade.

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Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

>I get the same mileage in my giant 3 rows of seats, 4x4 GMC Yukon XL!

It’s like that episode of “Friends” when Joey used a thesaurus to replace all the words in his job application.

It made a lot more sense once I read this:

Reminds me of this, strangely...

3/5 Mustangs: If the out of control wheelspin causes the Mustang to hit a stationary object like a post, bush, tree or is otherwise damaged (tire puncture, clutch or engine failure) Threat level: MODERATE

I always thought they were the most dead-eyed of the HGTV folks. Straight up automatons.

The niceness of Tarek and Christina is even more apparent when compared to other house-flipping shows. When nothing else is on, I’ll occasionally catch a few minutes of ‘Flipping Vegas’ on the FYI channel. That show has a similar set up, with the husband/wife renovator/designer team. Except the show is all about…

They seem more Spencer’s Gifts to me. Early 2000's mall rats either way

Ooor....... ;-)

It’s not one of Madonna’s best albums, if I’m being honest.

I absolutely agree but while I am stranded here doing phone interviews I have to write something. That’s my job. So I did this. I’m certainly not planning a series on my coldness or my feelings.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

This needs some John Wick.