I miss being able to not think about what Barack was doing or was going to do.

Don Jr. is almost violently ugly.  So’s Tonsil-stone Cruz.  Good luck Kimberly Guilfoyle, hope you kept your stash of dick pics, you'll need 'em. 

I really miss his ability to string coherent sentences together from correct and relevant words of more than one syllable.  Who knew that would ever be something I’d miss in a president?

Is that supposed to be a cookie of Ted Cruz?  It could also be junior, there -- they have the same rectangle head and 90 degree ears.

I feel left out, too, because he didn’t do my state. But apparently, this is the first list of endorsements with more to come.  Or so I’ve heard.

President Barack Obama will always be my high mark for what a president should be and how a president should act. 

I’m looking forward to her extended period of silence. The current inhabitant of the white house can lie all by himself. It is actually one of the few thing he is adept at doing. I don’t need multiple streams of input for lies. I’m tired.

Does Sarah Huckabee Sanders Have One Foot Out the White House Door and the Other on a Banana Peel?