MUST.....PURCHASE.....MORE.....APPS......

@Yeah!: Easy with all your hammering unicorns talk. This is a family site.

@crimsoneye: Are the steers midgets on tricycles with bull horns on the handlebars?

@D.LYTE: That was almost poetic.

@duck: or a uniporn

Lucifer in Starlight by George Meredith

Kudos to the production crew of this advertisement. They really make you feel good about farting, or simulated farting anyway. It really is an uplifting story about human innovation and design. I applaud you sirs (and madams, although I don't know how many women would be involved in a fart app).

I don't understand it, but I have to say, they got some lovely shots of the cats. I thought it was really cool at 3:28 when they filmed the cat landing on the glass table from below.

I made it through 3 minutes..... OF THE 9 1/2! Wow. I wish I had the time and energy to put together some crap like this, but then I would use that time to do something productive.

Damn, that is one Big Ass Chain.

Toothpick?!? Why a toothpick? And where the hell did they all go? I've seen hundreds of Swiss Army Knives in my lifetime and only 3 still had the damn toothpick.

I could be wrong, but I don't think touch screens deal well with butcher knives.

@Xagest: Don't worry, when he retires...guess where he's moving....

@92BuickLeSabre: Hey, Heeeey!!!! What!?! Why?!? Oh man. I get this feeling he's not coming back.

Being someone from Florida, I have to ask... Why do all the crazy people end up here? Can't the rest of you keep them?

I want a carbon fiber wallet for all the money I had before I bought a carbon fiber wallet.

Maybe if I save up I'll have one by Easter!

@NaraVara: I saw that after I posted originally. I find it amusing that it is such an issue that they actually had to spell it out.

These are still my favorite.

@NaeemTHM: Only if you hook it up to a surround sound system.