A maple bar is not a donut. This is like playing “Sandwich VS” using a hot dog.

There’s that word again. “Heavy.” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?

Nope. I’m still on 1080p, both with my TV and my PC monitor. I’m really not fussed about 4K, to be honest—I find the colour saturation/dynamic range offered by HDR much more compelling than the extra pixels.

Off Topic... Can we get a new thing similar to Will It Sous Vide??

I just cancelled my preorder and put it towards Shadow of War. I’m not trying to spend another 800+ hours not getting what I want and basically punching myself in the balls.

A video game executive that doesn’t truly understand gamers?

They’ve changed Crucible to 4v4 for all modes.

Matchmaking? You have my attention...

Always awesome seeing Brazil be represented in the Esports scene. One thing though in the early 2000s counter strike was THE GAME in what we Called LAN HOUSE which was where you went and paid a couple of bucks to use a pc since it was expensive to have one at home. I guess these guys that won probably grew up playing…

you would be surprise how much money people throw at their favorite streamers...

I haven’t heard a fucking peep out of any of them since about a week after the election... which is about the only good thing that has happened since the election.

Me in a Dark Souls boss fight:

Does your passport have a corkscrew, tweezers and a small knife?

I agree - they do incredible work, although I must admit that this morning’s string of breathless Scorpio previews (and the fact that Microsoft paid for their trip) made me raise an eyebrow.

I can’t decide what’s uglier—the Faraday, or Los Angeles strip malls.

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

April fools day is the absolute worst. I hate it. I know I’m not alone, so why do these idiotic trends continue?

Now, the question is whether there will be cross-platform multiplayer since I’m sure anybody I know who’d play will be on PS4.