Because she’s not a titan of late night TV. Just look at the recent video about how many people in #1 market NYC can’t identify Chris Pratt. Now how many Americans in total do you think can identify Samantha Bee? Her show hasn’t started, it’s on after Conan in a spot where multiple shows have failed, it’s just absurd…

I’m not going to get into the nature of the whole Ono-vs-Lennon camp, but I will say this: Any time the living presume to speak for the dead, I have concerns.

I don’t care that Lennon may have been bisexual, homosexual, heterosexual, pansexual or asexual; what I care about is that was his concern to voice—not his…

Thanks, Obama!

I get it. Vanity Fair expects to use the photos to portray Kelly as wonder mom, ignoring that both are claimed to be good parents. The kids have lived with their father for the last three years and while it is distressing to Kelly, they seem to be fairing quite well.

bc she’s not well-rounded? She’s a resident mean girl with a victim complex who has to be dating the hottest of the hot and makes them the center of her world regardless of the staying power of their relationship. She’s straight up mean girl crazy balls but does a reaalllllly good job marketing herself otherwise.

Wait, how does her doing this while pregnant make it more disgusting? I’m pretty sure we’ve already hit peak awful here, right?

With the all-whites, I’m guessing private nurse. Everything about this picture gives me hives.

Because if you don’t you’re old and lame. Or something.

Eek, you’re right.

I wouldn’t want to do that to him. Eight years is enough - he needs and deserves a break.

It’s funny, in the ‘80s and ‘00s I was all about the 22nd amendment. But these days I can really see its drawbacks.

WhiteHouse.gov petition or nah ?

I dunno. I am currently wishing there was no possibility for third terms in my country. I can see the benefit to such a limitation.

For reals. Thanks a lot FDR! >:|

“Romance Porn”? Like jumbo shrimp?

Remember when people weren’t reading websites that outed the sexuality of their rival websites’ executives? I miss those innocent days.