If it was, could you still call it a wardrobe malfunction? I mean, she was daring the laws of physics by wearing this.

Yess! Perfect song. Reminds me of how much I still like The Pretenders.

What is it with fathers of famous pop stars recently? First Bieber senior musing about junior’s penis and now Bey’s father accusing her of shaving off some years? Just shut up!

I’m sure it’s ‘right here, Queen’.

Once professional people start calling you ‘Queen’ in public, you better have someone by your side who keeps you grounded. Kind of a ‘memento mori’.

Yes, all of that!

“There are few things less heartbreaking than watching the desperate Mohsen fall on his small, crying son.”

Is that really more embarrassing than Hillary and her official Spotify playlist of songs she’s certainly never listened to, carefully selected by her PR shills. What’s it with white dudes playing guitars being the worst? Does this include professional musicians? What’s the allure of non-white dudes playing guitar?

4) A lot of women won’t admit to it

“ A recentish study found that men are three times as likely as women to bang in an airplane bathroom.”

Poor girl, she’s gonna be ‘Eee Ooo’ or ‘Elso’ for her friends later on in life.

“And he is non-controversially fuckable. “

Hostage situation!

Yo-yo dieter speaking. There’s really nothing funny about it. It’s downright soul crushing and really makes you hate yourself for your weakness. Think about Sisyphus and the futility of his task.

Leave Michael Vick out of this!

Hell Toupee

I agree, I actually like some of her stand-up and I don’t think she’s a bad person per se, even though her remark about having a blind spot when it comes to racism are remarkably ignorant for such a smart person. I also like most of Matt Damon’s movies and even though he put his foot in his mouth in this case, he…

That is not a case of ‘snooping’. As a cabinet member, she was required to use a gov mail server for work related emails. Don’t like it? Don’t take the job! Sheesh, every employee has to follow that rule!

It’s a pretend ‘cool’ look. Tried that too, in my younger years. Still didn’t look cool. The dancing-in-the-street pics are cringe worthy, imo. They look really fake.

I don’t know if ‘Liberaci’ was gay, but his twin brother Liberace sure was.