If you see the word “Dick” in a headline with my byline, I can guarantee that what you will see is a quality dick post. I may be unsure of many things, but my ability to bring you the peen-related content you crave is not one of them.

“If you want to, for your own-self-empowerment, take personal responsibility because you feel like you need to for something you did, that is one thing,” she adds. “But you don’t get to make that statement for everybody else.”

I’m growing more and more uncomfortable with the seemingly increasing progressive notion that people’s backgrounds must be fully delved into and punishment doled out for things they did years and years ago, retroactive, permanent punishment. It strikes me as so anti-liberal.

I have got to do what you know everyday that means you have to check on blood on your clothes or face. Are you a vampire slayer? 00 agent? Medical professional?

This made me giggle. But thanks because you saved me the trouble of listening to that windbag just to hear whether he pronounced it correctly or not.

I have yet to skip a month. (VF menopause?) Walcott is one of the reasons. I still look forward to the occasional Bryan Burroughs article and I really like the way William Langewiesche writes.

I heard cows were doing it for revenge?

Sad thing is, I’m oddly aroused by that look, even though I know it’s not going to happen.

I thought it was the other way around? Give the engagement ring back, but never expect gifts to be returned.

This is from your wife’s POV.

Sorry if I started a tempest in a teapot. I should have clarified but honestly I remembered the images and the uproar but not the details. I knew they were posted on an advertising website but I should have pointed out that Ford wasn’t involved. They weren’t “parodies” and I believe that the ad designer submitted them…

I presume you will no longer mention Rihanna in any positive way on Jezebel then given that her last video (http://www.vevo.com/watch/rihanna/…/QM5FT1590005, with 45 million views) involves kidnapping, binding, torturing and murdering a woman? Or is it different because she is doing it to mentally torture a man and…

The ransom amount? (ugh)

Ian McKellen, you are my god damn hero.

In my head I keep hearing, “She’s a big GIRL DOG,” rather than, “She’s a big GIRL, dog,” and it makes it so much worse.

It’s like...it’s a metaphor...for something... but his imagery is just so opaque...