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Whenever someone on Jezebel has no viable argument to the contrary, they resort to passive-aggressive belittling. You’ll continue to do so, I’m sure.

Why invite 300 people. Why.

I know it’s probably an annoying conceit when people use “Well I guess I don’t get it because I’m an OLD” dismissively. Sort of like “Well it looks good on you” or “Bless your heart you adorable little hipster, you just don’t know better”. That being said there’s probably a million reasons why I’m “meh” on this but

If I were you, I’d be talking more about Kanye saying shit like “racism is over” rather than him interrupting “white musicians”

*sigh* my mom actually, genuinely thought Kanye wasn’t kidding & I got a call at like 1 am, and she was SO terrified. I reminded her that The Donald was leading the polls in her state, and she groaned & hung up

Along with Mary Roach, Jon Krakauer and Sebastian Junger he was so phenomenal about making his stories read like the finest of fiction. I loved his books. He also had an interesting personal life; shyness led him to be celibate for 35 years. He addressed his homosexuality in 2015 after embarking on a relationship in

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

too soon. LEAVE HER ALLLLONNNEEE.

I love me some Britney but we haven’t heard a word from him so it does seem pretty pointless and petty. If she felt like she was on a solo journey during 10 months of her relationship, that’s very sad. But just because you have the bigger forum (and even if you have the bigger grievance), just don’t. You’re on top of

The Mike Vick shit is just...let it fucking GO. He served time. He’s not reoffended. He’s moved on with his life in a positive manner. If you don’t like what he did, I get it. But this “let’s drag him for life” shit folks are doing pisses me off so fucking much. Child molesters don’t get this much vitriol. FFS

Your biggest raise will always come from taking a new job if you aren’t already at the salary cap. If you’re in a field like IT, recruiters are calling you constantly. A lot of times they tell you the salary for the positions. That’s a good indicator for what you should be making. The risk of course is you may find

So instead of ordering a burrito, he orders all the constituents ala cart and makes it himself?

It is hyperbolic, but not entirely incorrect. Republicans believe that a woman should save all sexual activity for marriage, and within marriage engage in sex for procreational purposes only. They think women should not have access to abortion, dress modestly, and let their husbands earn the money. They think single

I don’t want to be the wet blanket on the snark, but there is nothing wrong with taking some classes as a middle aged adult person. Especially if it’s something you are interested in.

I’m a bed-wetting liberal, but no, it’s not “100% accurate.” It’s a false equivalency and it’s unproductive to real discourse, even if it feels good to hear her say it.

this isn’t 1940 though. Most guys live on their own before settling and somehow survive so I suspect this is overblown. Sure, we might be dirty or hungry but we’d be fine. A lot of women just like pretending this because it makes them feel important.

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

I’m going to get crucified here, but those are some pretty serious charges to be leveling so I hope there is some evidence to support it. I have no reason to believe she doesn’t, and if she does, fuck him. But there’s a lot about this story that gives one pause.

I doubt a lot of the men dedicated enough to pay AM money were using it as their only avenue.