He’s going to go home and get screwed out of a win in the 94th minute?

/Klinsmann sees goal
/Plays Pulisic at striker on USMNT from now on

“Fuck. So close.”

Looks like he Afrikaan't.

Reporter: What were you thinking out there?

“During a time when the American family started to fall apart, one man decided to pull his back together. Watch the amazing story of a baseball player who decided the real American past-time — was time with his son.”

All the while, Brian Hoyer will be clueless this is all happening, as even his newspapers get intercepted now.

Tell me more about this unknown teen looking to score.

+1...+15=16

What a shot. He should Basque in the glory.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

Can we agree that Deep Blue Something’s song “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” is good?

Rusty Kuntz Jr.

“Johnson’s first touch is a real horror show!”

- Ian Darke

“I know, right!!!”

Well, they certainly weren’t going to demote him to the youth squad.

Gay + butt stuff = loose BH = accidental pooping!? Contrails...

Calm down there, Satan.

I requested video of an Asian fucking some Premier League players and all I got was 2013-14 Cardiff City highlights.