That shouldn’t prevent you from voicing opinions on it over the internet.

RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT!

Doughboys had a pay for view finale of their Dessert tournament. Decided to chip in some bucks for the hours of free eentertainmen I’ve taken.

Now if only HBO Max would resurrect the 2010 Thundercats reboot the same way they did Young Justice...

There are a lot of Simon Barratts on IMDB, but for some reason this one is ranked fourth despite having done more than the other three put together.

IO9's Morning Spoilers blurb for the trailer was “Barbara Crampton summons Cthulhu in the trailer for Sacrifice.” Upon reading it I realized just calling your movie “Barbara Crampton Summons Cthulhu” would get me to buy a ticket.

Thanks, Hanks.

Hanks but no Hanks.

Whether it was a ghost child or an alien child or just a child child, its parents should be ashamed of themselves letting it run around at that time of night.

My thoughts exactly.  

Tonal whiplash, strong cast, pacing issues?

Not the best Red Hot Chilli Peppers album, not the worst.

Calm down there buddy, it’s just a tv show.

It’d be wild if it’s Escape from LA John Carpenter. 

I’m hoping for Big Trouble in Little China.

I feel like you have some unresolved issues with a present or former roommate named Martin. Have you tried talking to him about it, hopefully while you’re putting the dishes away, you damn slob?

Kirsten Dunst was such an understated Mary Jane, nothing like the party girl character from the comic. I think it’s been said by others before, but she would have made a better Gwen than MJ (and could have used her natural hair colour).

If I was to hazard a guess, it’s because for a lot of us of a certain age, Peter Parker is the only super-hero we can really identify with.

Good write-up, but “fundamental lack of sufficient pocket space” was my #1.

“Oh! The crest! SHIT, inventory’s full, last save box is WAY the fuck over on the other side of the mansion...do I want to waste seven bullets to clear space?”

And, honestly, that might be the only Snyder film that I actually like. We all fucked up by not buying a ticket to his owl movie. Now we have to live with him ruining DC’s superheroes for the near future.