I disagree with that last bit of advice. Yes, all the Trump voters I’ve had the misfortune of working with (or even just briefly interacting with) have been awful people with pathologically low levels of empathy for everyone else.

Maybe it makes me a horrible person, but the idea of a bunch of jolly kids all eating turf after tripping over an ankle-high fence in their rush to get Halloween candy is friggin’ hilarious to me. A finer slapstick comedy set-piece I can hardly imagine.

It is always interesting how much more effort is put into Charles’ philandering compared to the amount that focuses on Princes William and Harry not having the same father.

Even if that’s not why he was fired, that sounds a bizarely anti-child workplace. I’ve worked with adamantly childfree and chatty child-having people, and even if they bitched behind each other’s backs about their different choices, they were always decent humans to their face.  What the hell are these comments?  What…

That might be favorite jump scare ever. Beautifully executed and it comes out of nowhere.

I’ve used this scientific data to reverse-engineer a composite portrait of the participants of this test.

I’m a scientist and I say Sinistar is scarier.

All right, all right! Get off my back, mom!!!

“And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears that Treadwell ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the bears .... except WW2 Polish bears obviously, they were great”

It also helps pull in bigger numbers for your next season's premiere, which is very important, as people are more likely to tune in to find out what happens nexy.

So...it’s very on brand for the series, going by Hill House?

Still so upset about Santa Clarita Diet.

Farscape was just about to get really cool when they shitcanned it. The movie they made because fans were so pissed is ok but we really missed out on 10-20 episodes of some good stuff 

Poor, poor ALF. Finally about to be reunited with his people when he was kidnapped by the military. And we never got to know if he made it back (except in pog form).

The trailer for The Watch killed him.

As far as the first letter writer, WIDOW, Dan gave a lot of good advice and I understand the pressure valve situation where the husband did a lot of things to avoid having an actual affair. However, I’ve heard Dan use the term “emotional affair” a bunch of times and that can hurt just as much. As far as we know, the…

It would be weirder if a letter said someone died “on purpose.”