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I thought he was... okay in that. I just don’t think I’ll ever come round to Christensen.
I don’t know what it is.
He’s just...coarse and irritating and he gets everywhere.

AH, DUDE, GROSS!

If a friend of mine kissed me on the mouth I would assume it was code that they were being watched by enemies or were being forced to act against their will or had been body switched with someone.

Smile and nod and say hi and enter the house but please don’t fucking touch me unless you are a member of my immediate

The fucking ugly thumbnails for these videos ensures that I will never watch a single one of them regardless of their quality.

Portman anyway...

She definitely seems like a lot.
Fuck it, if I had the money:talent ratio she has I’d probably be insufferable too.

there’s a common sentiment that parents are angelic beings deserving of nigh-unconditional forgiveness”

You can also not say that effort in the wrong direction = toxic

You aren’t a “toxic parent” if your frustrations overwhelm you. Even if they overwhelm you regularly. As a parent with bipolar, I’m here to tell you that you can struggle daily with your own challenges and still be a good parent. My boys still love me, still want to hang out with me, still show me affection.

Kimono My House was their big break, but they’ve been unbelievably consistent for like 40 years.

Huge Sparks fan - absolutely cannot wait to see this.

I really loved FFS. Such a fun album

Fukken Josh Gad.

I hope his deal with Mephisto to be famous comes full circle soon.

You, uh, haven’t lost a child, I take it.

This is maybe one of the most fucking appalling jokes I have ever heard - even under the guise of anti-comedy.
This is only funny to someone who hasn’t for one second stopped to think about how it would feel to lose a child. Fuck this non-joke and fuck people who think it’s funny.

I’m very happy for this essentially okay movie. Well done.

That is some fucking ugly character design.
What the shit is with Rocket’s beard plait?

Cannot wait for this podcast!

This sucks so much! Don’t often comment but I’ve been an avid reader for years. How will I pass off all your hard research as my own incredible breadth of trivia to all my friends now?

(It’s an open goal so...)

- The A.V. Club