Quite like RoS.
Not saying it’s good.
Just that I quite like it.

It’s like reading one of the thousands of maybe second or third tier quality expanded universe nonsense novels from the 90s...which I also unabashedly enjoy.

It’s the same reason I like Rogue One and The Mandalorian - only that is clearly like first tier…

These people of whom you speak need to urgently fuck off.

I think I’m generally a chilled out dude but somehow the rolling in the meadows scene makes me feel quite quite angry.

Kersh’s commentary on ESB is AMAZING!
“You see this is a family movie so we can’t show intercourse, but for these characters, this kiss IS intercourse! This is how we show these characters having intercourse!”

“Oh noooo / it’s-Darth-Maul.
LOOOOK OOOOUUUT! / IT’S-DARTH-MAUL!”

Ah, “sexy”.

Are you grumpy?
Happy?
Sneezy?
Seriously, which dwarf are you?

I genuinely hope no money was exchanged for this service because I'm pretty confident I could measure your ghost levels from 1000 miles away for free.

I am...surprised to see a detailed description of a sketch in the review.

Loled - gave star

I’m looking forward to when the last dregs of dragging her stop being funny to the editorial here and we can all forget she exists.

Fuck, those links were a rollercoaster.

The drug induced nightmare in the first Max Payne shook me up the first time I played it.

That’s all any of us want, homes. That's all any of us want.

Number 1: don’t badmouth ELP. Fanfare for the Common Man is great.

But Curious George... it’s like the least scary option possible. It’s like a spooky Winnie the Pooh.

Next time they tell it they should change it to some 1960's Ladybird book about Hansel and Gretel (a bit on the nose, maybe).

The Scarian one is so frustrating. It’s so blatantly cribbed from other stories/movies that I cannot believe it got picked.

Sometimes I can ONLY do it when thinking of the patriarchy....

I have no specific emotional connection to the original but I could feel a tension knot forming in the back of my skull as I read this.
It sounds like it was made by idiots.