If the name Joe Dante is on it, it’s pretty good.

Good to have a reminder what an unfortunate failure Masters of Horror was.

Okay, you’re right, I hold my hands up, I was pretty quick to judge. I’ve taken the time to read it again and now I totally believe it.

Did you miss the party where he was SUPER CREEPY because he didn’t know how to act around people and had paranoid delusions? Eeew.

This is the correct reaction

SILVER LINING!

SNARK TIME

You’re fun at parties, huh?

I’m here to remind of the existence of Federica Di Giacomo’s doc Libera Nos which does a great job of demonstrating the real reason that exorcisms are terrifying: there are plenty of people who believe they work.

YES PLEASE

That’s a Family Guy reference!!!

Because he has a strong directorial voice and even when things don’t work well (High Rise / Rebecca) they’re still super interesting to watch.

I liked both Spring and The Endless to different degrees. I'm totally in 

I’m so glad there’s a well reasoned and coherent POV around here because I thought I was going nuts.
Also the complete inability to discuss these fads as things enjoyed by individuals because they like them and that’s totally legitimate rather than because they are ‘a type of person’ who has been zapped by a…

He’ll be so pissed when he comes back as a ghost.

I do not want my children to fall over if then can avoid it.
I do not, in practise, want children to hurt themselves.
I totally agree that sticking candy in the ground is dumb and bad.

But the picture painted of a little Dracula falling on top of a little Frankingstine, after tripping over a downed mini-skellington who…

This is by far the best and least stupid take possible.

Yeah, the world's basically a fucking nightmare.