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Don’t waste your time on me you're already the Yoda inside my yead.

They could have chosen Billy/Will/Bill/Sir William Corgan!

This is the most accurate assessment so far

That guy was just a nightmare from start to finish.

Love you, Jesse.
Your lovely blend of sincerity and snark is genuinely the reason I keep coming back to this place despite the fact it’s now full of hideous Taboola ads, fucks up my browser window and takes me twice as long to navigate anywhere.

He makes great Resident Evil movies.
That joke never ages...unlike my terrible, decrepit body.

It’s a white power thing

TAKE THAT, OKGO!
Yeah! Your music videos are better than your music!
Coming at you like a truth blizzard.
Dunking on OKGo in 2020 like what!
Yeah!
WOO!
Give me another one while I’m good and pumped.
I’ll tell you a thing or two about Lost, if you like?

(Edit: Also PTA is great and he does good things)

It’s such a Microsoft thing to do.

Fuck you, I tried my best!

For most of the video I was hoping it was going to be a penis.

Why doesn’t Sterling K. Brown, the largest friend-

....Hm? Oh, sorry, I ran out of energy to finish the bit.

Should have listened to Blue Team

Undoubtedly expensive to make, but the majority of the cost would have been upfront. The design and creation of all the characters and sets has been done.

Flawless Crested Butte, Colorado accent.

Without commerce.

I have abandonment issues.
I only ever fall in love with abandoned shacks, abandoned mines, abandoned fairgrounds... basically anywhere an episode of Scooby Doo might take place.

This can get 100% fucked.

This is a shockingly down-beat take for you, Praxi.
You’re normally so happy and effulgent. Always a song in your heart, a gland hand and a good word to say.
Something must have really upset you this morning.
I hope you’re okay.