Mario’s from Brooklyn, so perhaps he is the reason behind the smallpox epidemic. He even paid Luigi to eliminate the first wave of Division agents.

I actually really, really like the design. If Lincoln keeps going with this design language, they’ve got a good thing coming, in the form of bumped sales.

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Have any of you considered that, if this is indeed a Volkswagen, that they might design a generic mule body that looks like any car in its class to cover the real machine underneath? If so, this could be any car company taking the elements of other existing car and putting it in a mule that would gain attention of…

You were supposed to make a decision, not choose both. However, if I was a car thief, I would indeed steal both at different times respectively. But let’s get real. The only car I’ve “stolen” is my ‘95 Golf in the grocery store parking lot because I left the keys inside.

Seeing the Cygnet cost $40,000, I would place the Aston-Martin Aveontage at $60,000 before add-ons, such as gold-plated cup holders to convince buyers it’s a luxury car.

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No, most adults are just ignorant to graphical changes over time, and some think that Metal Gear Solid for the playstation is about as far as graphics to go.

I sincerely hope you realize he’s talking about his Forza garage. You do know that, right?

I have discovered that social media is a hub for moronic-types to communicate with photos of credit cards and such valuable insights such as being the first one to discover that 24/7 means 24 hours for 7 days.

And note that this is Fresno, the home of Juliette the unicorn that successfully avoided the California Highway Patrol for 3 hours. This leads me to believe that Florida people are slowly immigrating to the Fresno area with the intent of making it “West Florida”, a west coast variant of Florida.

Oh, you mean the cash-grab mobile “game” they called SimCity BuildIt?

Bro, they didn’t, and when this was posted on Facebook, the slogan was still in use.

I heard it in a radio ad the other day, and in a fairly recent Mazda commercial, so I’d say they are still using it.

Am I the only one that noticed that he misspelled Yars as Yar, even though the apostrophe in the name of the game, Yars’ Revenge, is clearly after the s? Or is it just me? Hello? Is anyone there?

They see me tollin’.

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