Guys, stop clowning around.

But you still have the rims, and that’s why I won’t be caught.

You oughta come to Florida for that humidity thing. Death Valley may be the hottest, but it won’t feel like it standing in Southern Florida.

I’d say Type Carolina Brew Closet on a Friday Night after a LOONG night at the bar.

It’s more like East-Faili-Dumb, to be perfectly honest, as Germany is located SEVERAL THOUSAND miles east of this junk.

I’d say I’m a Jeep Compass, if not a Dodge Caliber SE.

COVER IMAGE OF JOISEY LICENSE PLATE. Nah I kid you say Jersey like normal.

OOOOOHIIIIOOOOOOOOO

I was Augusta-bound and got held up in Colebrook, NH. Probably more cars trying to pass through than residents in the town.

Meanwhile in North Texas, the JoJ continues to get done, no matter how little anyone cares about the meme.

They were more likely invited to perform there, silly. Besides, Canada is actually really warm in the summer. We border New York State through Buffalo and Niagara Falls, anyways.

PR STUNT I BET 25 BILLION DOLLARS.

As a Christian I find this hilarious. Our best evangelical tool? Pokemon GO.

It’s no moon because it was covered.

It didn’t catch on in the 20's, but by the 70's it sure did.

Come to Canada, where your average 400-series highway (in Ontario), Autoroute (in Quebec) is the speed limit of 100.... km/ph. The equivalent in miles is about 60.

Is it wrong for me to think this actually looks good?

Seeing Chris Evans months ago before the new Top Gears even began shot down any hope of me wanting to watch this one.

China has been doing this for a long time now, at least since the 80's. Games? Check. Game Consoles? Check. TV Shows? Movies? Check. Cars?Restaurants? Stores? EVEN FRICKIN’ CITIES???? Check. Behold China’s knockoff Paris.

And the problem is.....?