Can we talk about what an amazing Governor Jerry Brown is? I mean, he’s not perfect, but he was handed a shit sandwich from the Terminator and has quietly done a fantastic job slowly righting things.

OMG YES! I was at my sister in law’s recently and we were looking through a bridal magazine with her daughters. One of the photographs included 2 brides getting married. One of her kids (age 4) asked why there were 2 brides in that picture. My SiL responded “well you know how ‘so-and-so in your class has 2 mommies?’…

Stop explaining yourself, Bristol. We don’t care that you’re having another baby out of wedlock! Honest! You do you. I was more concerned with the fact that the birth announcement literally made it sound like you just found out you have terminal cancer.

Well if you pay them enough sex workers will say anything, Senator.

I think we’re all waiting, crouching like gay lionesses, for the first homophobic gazelle to trot across the sacred grounds.

Bigot tears are low-fat, low-carb, and alcohol free, so you are good. However, call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.

At what point should I stop drinking tears if I have to drive later on?

What’s next, photos of kids being born, because he’s an advocate for the college health center’s birthing rooms? After that, kindergarten graduation photos of him, the kid, and the “ex”?... Because, reasons..

OK. I’ll bite.

Back in the 80s, a friend from college invited me to be her bridesmaid. We lived hundreds of miles from each other, and had only exchanged brief letters in the years since graduation. I shouldn’t have accepted, but I thought it would be fun to see her and the people we used to hang out with.

Shit happens when you forget to call.

I didn’t say I liked the story.

But if they had gotten help from outside, then they would have been told that the molestation wasn’t their fault, and then they would have had to think about why their parents- the people they trusted!- had told them that being touched WAS all their fault and then they would have thought about what other things they…

What gets me most about the whole Duggar affair is just how flippant the people around them are about the issue. Half of the statements have been something like: “Oh, please, boys will be boys. Teenage boys are curious at that age. Besides, who of you hasn’t molested children before? Cause most of us have and it’s no…

Also this “Josh was too curious about girls” statement really pisses me off.

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.

Well said. But there’s also something about the conservative Christian response that bugs me. ALOT. They act like men are thinking about sex & rape ALL. THE. TIME. They act like all men would molest/rape if they knew they could get away with it. One of the Duggar in laws seemed to imply that all men would have done…

Oh I have the best story about a wedding proposal...