A “Bacchanal” requires wine. I suggest Mad Dog 20/20 classic grape flavor given the rest of your menu choices. 

It was me. I’m gonna blow it all hookers and hotdogs.

The nice thing about having a disposable smartphone and data as an option is that you can move away from text messages and switch to something like Signal......end-to-end encryption.

I’m perfectly fine seguing directly into an early fall. People always seem to act their worst during summer, and besides, I burn easily.

Smiley says the event brings in $186 annually to the city

“Oh, hey, that’s really impressive! I didn’t even know that the Game Boy had that technol—”

Is the above email address also the best way to give tips about website layout?

at this point, i don’t care.  i’m not going to back.  deadspin is gone as far as i’m concerned.

Feedback? Every change thats been made in the past....year? Has been absolute trash since its been all about driving up dumbass metrics and not improving user experience in any way.

Same, but for me an easy solution is just to replace the standard Gizmodo bookmark with one for the direct link to “Latest”.

“Give us your feedback in the comments, and we’ll keep making tweaks to make the experience better.”

Yes, I love having to click “Latest” every single time I go to your site.

Wait a second, are you telling me I have to do more than leave a snarky comment once a week on a website where everyone is already on the same side? I’m out.

You think some of them will send support when the civil war breaks out?

“Many of the foreign journalists appear confused about why cops would target reporters, something that typically only happens in strictly authoritarian countries.”

You know who else did this?

It’s a good question, because G/O Media could say something. The CEO of G/O Media sent this email to the staff.

You forgot “we’re all in this together.”

They’re owned by Facebook, so that sounds about right.