Us: Man, Vince can’t stoop any lower than *insert previous attempt at stooping lower*

“Amateur.”

Only one you missed is always get huge raises regardless as to how good or bad the economy is, but otherwise you’re on FIRE (pun intended).

I appreciate the scoreboard showing “BREAK POINT” in the midst of his meltdown.  It’s like “for Martinez or the set?”

I agree. Meltzer isn’t ever going to give him a five-star match, but he certainly has the charisma and the look to pull off almost any menacing gimmick you could think of while not looking like a liability in the ring. A change of scenery might do him good.

Take cash on travel (work, vacation, whatever). I bought clothes for a trip only to have my bank freeze my account right before the trip. Normally they call, but of course this time had to be abnormal. In spite of telling them I was going to be in Boston, because they’d previously froze my account my card didn’t work…

I can’t wait to see how Bethesda continues to ravage the Fallout series this year.  

Maybe, but their ratings have been in the cellar as of late. I don’t even think it was a month ago that they set a non-holiday low at just 2.1 million viewers. It could be a post-Mania hangover or it could be a trend of something else entirely (hard to tell because post-Mania hangovers are a thing).

Miguel Cabrera has 1 home run this year.

For AEW to succeed, it has to be a worthwhile alternative to WWE, and that holds for better and, in this case, for worse.

Wake me when they can actually robo deliver right to my doorstep.

Spot on. I’ve got a relative with extensive experience in multiple Information Technology and Business disciplines, a MBA and over a decade of management experience. Only problem is he’s in his fifties and companies can (and will) hire more than one person to do his job (regardless as to which discipline he tries to…

This is amazingly underrated Kinja.

Nice Dean Spanos impersonation by Kinsler.  7/10.

You could still be the “stable” team in NY. I mean that in a “car wreck vs. train wreck” sort of way.

How long until Sale gets frustrated and starts carving up throwback jerseys?

I’ll second Massachusetts just based on the fact I got caught in traffic heading into Boston in Friday Rush Hour and it took me 90 minutes to get 3 miles and 60 to get 1. Absolutely fucking bonkers.

This was my first thought.  Artificial biomes are cool and all, but what happens when a meteor comes crashing into one at a high rate of speed?  

I hear they could get a demotion (promotion?) to the XFL next year.

+1 too many bowls of Chunky Soup.