“...my takeaway is that the car doesn’t really seem in that bad of shape...”

I heartily encourage everyone to watch that video embedded in the Sportsnet tweet, especially if, like me, your heart is largely filled with contempt and despair for humanity. It’s a nice reprieve from all of that.

That’s a shitload of downforce.

I can tell you from personal experience that is not a code-brown situation. When the gods look down and decide your bike needs to become utterly unstable for their entertainment, your sphincter tightens up, your colon shuts down, and the epic constipation that results is like trying to move a bowling ball through a…

This photo is bonkers. 

“The Rock” Johnson called his co-stars”candy asses”....

Tow? If that’s my property, that’s an immediate tie the other end into my 2-phase 220 outlet, grab a beer and watch the fun.

It would seem these thieves can 4Run, but they cant 4Hide.

Hey David,

Next time you decide to drive one of your projects cross country, you should sell sponsorship spots (NASCAR sticker-esque).

I’d buy one if reasonably priced. (Plus you can cover up holes with them... people in PA do it all the time).

HOLEY SHIT! I KNOW THIS CAR!

That’s actually how Canadian property ownership works.

I went to a Giants/Jags game across the pond a few years ago and it was a delightfully weird sports experience in the sense that no one really wanted to murder the fans of the opposing team. People were just kind of there having fun and enjoying the experience.

Fast enough to make a clean getaway, not so fast you soil yourself. 

Well you can say the Lego probably has better initial quality than the Land Rover.

Uh, yeah, that was excellent!  I knew nothing of this car, but am pleased that I now do.  

He was really hauling the mail.  Sorry I know that pun didn’t really deliver.

Omg the video is well worth the watch. The puns, the lady filming, the police fist bump, the laundry list of drugs the dude was on. I don’t think I’ve ever watched a more entertaining police chase. Mwah, thank you, Florida!

Well, I guess my opinion isn’t going to be popular... Vettel went off the track. He came back on and veered into the racing line before gaining control, forcing Hamilton to slow down and slide most of the car off the track. He broke the rules and was penalized accordingly. The ruling the stewards gave after the race,…

Hell yes! Theme song from Airwolf is my general ringtone. Wife is the A-team, pops is The good the Bad and the Ugly, Sister is the Imperial March, Mom is I Just Called to Say I Love You, you get the idea.

fill your boots