Rest in Peace Niki, James has been waiting 26 years to recommence your legendary rivalry.

In traditional Irish, please:

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

Google PHRF

Don’t care. This is a Rich Whyte people problem.

How long have you been hovering over that whoopee cushion?

I thought those things were car-shaped Sony Walkmans or something at first. I like weird, obsolete technology. I’ve always wanted a telephone shaped like a Mazda RX-7, ‘cuz then it’d be a rotary phone.

Not having a title on articles makes it difficult to actually read the article as there is no clickable link to open the article. I had to click the comments button to read the rest of the article. I’ve noticed this a few times over the past few days. Please make sure to put a title on your article.

Fred: You know Suzy, no one loves you like I do.

That’s a story-telling style I like to call “we really don't have anything to show you".

Achievement unlocked: Kobyashi Maru 

Three if by spacecraft?

Petit wasn’t undone by a navigational mishap [BAD INJURY LUCK] this year; instead, his dogs [THE PLAYERS] got too pissed off at each other to run [WIN GAMES]. He told Iditarod Insider [The Athletic] in an interview that things started to break down when one of his dogs [PLAYERS], Joey, took a bathroom break [DURING A…

Fail Rated.

I’m 28 and I’ve tried Winstons strictly because of the long gone connection to NASCAR.

I feel bad for the museum employee that will have to keep that bastard dust free in 20 years time

It’s official: Russia has won the Spacer Race.

“I’d love to know how far he could get before something fails catastrophically.”

I suppose that explains the Space Shuttle in the background of one shot, then.

I know, I screwed up, and I fixed it. But that doesn’t change the fact that they should know what an MG is. I have an excuse: I’m a lifelong moron. They’re a whole governmental bureau.