This is why I have it on dvd.

Yeah, I have to think it's an intentional homage.

Motherfucker tried to pull a Count Rougen and run? Made his kibble-and-bits ending all the sweeter.

Oh yeah, I'm not saying this weekend is worse than last, of course—just how odd to have four celebrity obits in three days.

There've been four RIP notices since Friday, and this is the first time I'm kinda glad I don't write for AVC.

Why read an obituary if you don't want to know how he died? And why be so hostile?

Goddamn it, why aren't the rest named Garnet and Amethyst?

Your overall point is spot on—it's frustrating when they just use famous actors without thinking about whether they can actually do voice acting, which is such a completely different thing from regular acting. Voice actors—with the exception of Mel Blanc—never get the attention or accolades they deserve, while famous…

It's not what he's primarily known for, but Grammer's been doing voice acting since at least the early '90s, and both he and Perlman have played characters under so much make-up/prosthetics, it's practically voice acting. He won an Emmy for playing Sideshow Bob, and he was the villain in Toy Story 2. I'm not saying…

@EpcotCentre is worth it, just to see people take it seriously and earnestly complain about bad trips to EPCOT to the account. Maybe it's mean of me, but I enjoy it.

Come to the AMC 309 in vaguely-exurb Pennsylvania—there's still places you can see movies for $9.50. It smells like weed and urine, and the teenagers in the projectionist booths sometimes start the movie 20 minutes late, but it's still under $10.

I love this book so much. I'm not far into it—maybe 20%—and yeah, it's sad, and poor Bob was so fucked up, but I don't really understand the people who go into it and say "I wish I hadn't read that". Like, did you think these guys weren't complete screw-ups, intentional or not?

When I was a kid, my dad would take us to this Polish butcher to get fresh kielbasi—not the smoked kind everyone usually gets—and naturally, he had a hook for a hand. Which freaked us out as kids, though we got used to it. He would hand us samples of meat with the claw, too.

True—unless immersed in them, we forget how brutal the old stories are.

I guess Caroline has never read a medieval Welsh chronicle, if she thinks there couldn't be a series of psychopathic nobles jammed next to each other in a fairly short period of time and place. Queen Nest sometimes had it about as bad as Sansa, too.

Angry Jerry Gergich is the best Jerry Gergich. I waited *years* for that.

I… I'm gonna need some time to recover. #HodorNoMore

NYC is Empire City, and PA is Keystone, but Jersey? Jersey is always Jersey. Especially North Jersey.

Sex Sent Me to the ER. I can't help myself.

And Spiro Agnew.