I'd rather ride the bomb.

Yeah, my mom loves the movie, so she started to read the book recently, and just couldn't get through it, it's so racist.

…Trump 2016?

They're tanking on purpose—it's a strategy!

So that story about people freaking out at the train movie always sounded silly to me, until this one night I was walking along the Atlantic City boardwalk, and saw this movie projected on the outside of the convention center, which was made to blend with the exterior architecture, occasionally "bending" or warping…

I really want to see a giant wear Ramsay like a shoe. I just think it would be fun.

Now *that* is something that needs more coverage.

I grew up catty-corner to a local movie rental store, and films have always been my life (even if I'm completely without the talent to make one). MST3K came on my local cable when I was twelve. Good movies, bad movies, there's almost always a reason to watch, even if it's to figure out what not to do. Or because…

Yeah, the film that turned Amdrew's beard white.

Editing skills are always underrated, though, so if there's a lot of editing, it's damn good.

Finding out in one episode that Eric's mom had him watch Cruising as a kid… Yikes.

They actually showed this in my elementary school the next day; all I really remember is Midler and Williams, though believe it or not, I did internalize lessons on not wasting water while brushing my teeth, and not standing around with the fridge open for very long, deciding what to eat. So if the planet turns out to…

I refuse to believe "Throg" is real.

Well, that and Tales of the Gold Monkey.

Ben Hur is more like contemporary-with-Jesus Roman Empire, but yeah.

Thanks! We watched the first one last week. He's so severe in that one, it's very different from what came later.

OK, I can work with this.

…was that a thing LBJ did? Suddenly, Hank's boss on King of the Hill has some context.

So wait, is The Ten Commandments next week? Because I honestly do love that movie in all its kitschy, thunderous glory.

The first one has some funny moments, especially the Bowie cameo.