Her rant about the cabbage babies was glorious!

No. Fuck make-up, and fuck anyone who tries to say it’s some fundamental part of the female experience.

Aging, as pointed out. Except we don’t live as long..so. It’s easier for us to code switch!

Country music is based in African American musical traditions.

Why is this difficult for some people?

I once saw a white girl try cornrows and end up with a terrible sunburn on her scalp where the rows parted. As far as I know that has never happened to a black person.

My sister-in-law was told by an undertaker that black people defrost BEAUTIFULLY. Any other race can’t have an open casket after they’ve been in the deep freeze cos they go all mushy.

Man, and I felt bad for telling people with kids who responded to my roommate wanted ad that the place had been filled.

Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is.

A Low Vera. #neverforget