“The source, who was unnamed but reported to have an 11 inch penis...”

Now might not be a bad time to point out that Buck v. Bell was never overturned.

No but Joe Blanton still pitches! He’s a relief pitcher for uh, the Nationals, I think? I dunno I saw him pitch against the Phillies a couple weeks ago.

That’s what the sub-prime mortgage housing bubble looks like.

"I AM THE BEST GENERAL IN THE CAMPAIGN. WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY REB LIKE JOHN BELL HOOD, THAT'S THE RESULT YOU'RE GOING TO GET!"