-$2000, and I get to kick Marchionne in the nuts.

Y’know, I was watching Jay Leno Garage’s Auburn video the other day and was thinking to myself “How cool would it be to find some old video of these pre-war cars doing burnouts, sliding around corners, just being all out HOONED??”

Car, what big tires you have.

How about this - do your fucking job and leave the political and social commentary to your weekends when you aren’t in the office. Lucky someone hasn’t sued your ass for hostile workplace. Jackass.

i’m a tundra lichen.

Wait until you get home.

I thought we called it Takata Airbag

Um no. If I were elected President, I would piss off everyone in DC on day one by having a quick and small inaugeration followed immediately by a thorough review of the government’s budget and asking some damning questions to those in charge.

JASON NEVER CHANGE.

My dad commuted almost every day of my parents’ 46 years together. He’s still waiting for parole.

And to think, you could’ve had one of them all along for the cost of a V6 Mustang....

Hello.

presumably electric?

See you in Vauxhalla!

Yes. That sounds fun and sexy.

Just sayin’.

Talk about flipping the community the bird...

More like can they park the park.

zing...

The engine is described as a 2.0-liter, which obviously means that it is the same size as a 2-liter soda bottle. Soda is full of bubbles, and bubbles float. Since ducks also float, it is therefore logical that this engine weighs approximately one duck.

Apropos, as braking distances for cars of that vintage were always a gamble.