The title of this is “Guaranteed Not-To-Happen Predictions for cars in 2017.”

She still hasn’t worked out what a rim job is!

all of their checks were postdated with faraway future.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

The LS motor doesn’t care. The LS motor is the drunk frat boy with a condom. “I’ll put it in that, in that, in that, that too.”

Translated by my co-worker (son of Russian immigrants to America, not a joke)

I too am an engineer!

Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable. I fucking need it.

i know snoop is a jalop because he posed with a datsun 510 wagon for an album cover

BOO

I agree just make it 50% thinner and it will be perfect.

I got here as soon as I could

When you are a dad...you make dad jokes.

I don’t half ass things.

He was probably distracted by the vertical video. Everybody hates that.

Perhaps this will help while in the Arctic.

Their social media person is on point.

There were bombs bursting in air back in 1812.