That’s the joke. 

Ok, yeah I see that street signs are out, but does that include HIGHWAY signs? Still, I know how to get to a major interstate, and know what cardinal directions are, I standby my I could get to New York City thing.

Agreed. Thank you for calling this out for the stupid question it is. It drives me crazy how many people who can’t get around their own hometown without a GPS. How hard it is to figure stuff out with cardinal directions and signs? I live in Phoenix and I have no doubt I could jump in my car right now and make it to…

In Arizona if you blow over a .15 you get both a regular DUI (for being over .08) and then also an extreme DUI for being over .15

Eddie and Eagle don’t rhyme. You were looking for alliteration, might I suggest Drew the Dodo.

THISSSS!!!!! Sorry, I was triggered when I heard the guy complain about blazer guy at the airport. I’m not even a sharp dresser. I’m basically a t-shirt and jeans guy 95% of the time including work. A blazer is perfect for airport. Everything goes in inside pocket, buttoned, jacket off, then on through the x-ray, then…

OMG “Apple Barb” that is frickin’ hilarious. Well earned star sir!

I actually liked that episode. The production design (which is outstanding throughout the season) alone made that one worth watching. But yeah you’re right, totally a spin-off pilot.

Seriously, who is buying white socks anymore? Is Drew 12 years old? Buy some good grey/black socks on Amazon, like Mirmaru’s, yeah they’re a bit more expensive (like $25 for a 6-pack), but they last forever and are super comfortable.

“After only a few seconds of debate in my head I decided on two players: Joe Thomas and Josh Cribbs.”

Pynhcon Notwithstanding is the name of my new indie rock band that I think I’ll start this weekend.

Kevin Maas

Absolutely true. I live in Phoenix (from Chicago) now and all the bars are either Steelers, Packers, Bears, or Browns bars. Haven’t found a Lions bar yet, but it has to be around somewhere. It’s actually hard to find a bar on Sunday that has the Cardinals game on, or anyone actually watching it.

Ping Pong