The A.V. Club

I enjoy both.

Whatever happened to the Peepular Front?

Long
Live
The New
Marshmallow Fluff

"Now, let me be clear, if you don't remove the hated Christ Jesus from your school curriculum, I'll send NATO to your entire school district."

˙ǝlʎʇs uᴉ ʞɔɐq ǝɯoɔ oʇ ƃuᴉoƃ sᴉ ǝʞᴉl noʎ ɯnƃ ʇɐɥ┴ ¡sʍǝu pooפ

Ho ho ho hoooooooo…

I was in some war. My boat got all sinky. Then I found a big rock. Scary fish guys were at the rock! Then there was a big one! Now they're comin' to get me.

Okay I know I'm late to the party, but are the Midnight Screenings actually any fun to watch? Any particularly notable ones? I love his normal videos but for some reason can't seem to grok the appearance of the Midnight Screenings format.

God, yes please.

OH GOD WHAT'S IN THE ABYYYYYSSSSSS

It's weird that its heyday was chronologically retroactive, tho.

God I wanted to bring those up but I didn't know if that would be kosher. I need a tiny Lego security guard to get repeatedly jumpscared and then mauled once I finally get those.

In hell, the only beer is bud/coors/anything described as "light", and half the attendees are insufferable couples wearing sex-themed joke costumes that weren't funny the first time but for some reason people keep taking their picture.

Dog Welding?

How Beige Were My Pouches

Have you smelled Donkey Kong's loincloth lately?

Thank you so much, d00d. I hope everyone reads this post, fuck.

…yeah, just the hoagie's fine. Thanks!

He's Egyptian at the Court of Anubis now.