Eric Andre is far more disgusting at times, but that sense of surprise and of absolute anarchy is completely there. To some small extent, this lifts my spirits. Thank you for the reminder of what we still have.

I was 2 and sometimes couldn't sleep without watching it.

This is fairly devastating. My dad passed away in June of last year, himself an avowed Space Ghost fan who allowed my young sister and I to watch the very first ever airing of Adult Swim, and who virtually raised me on tapes of Space Ghost (and live airings when I couldn't or wouldn't goddamn sleep). Less than a month…

The sequel had me gripped for exactly the middle third - the rest of it I remember rolling my eyes, cringing, and wishing I were re-watching the first movie again, but that middle third had some stuff going for it.

A dunce cap and peridot or no fucking deal!

"of the earth" has more than one syllable, I was strapped, what do you people want from me!?

"old"
"big"

I think Thomas Ligotti wrote that one.

That's the fastest I've ever seen a metaphor dissolve

But your head, Dib. What about your head?

Did this involve any kind of big black nemesis?

True buds get hard together.

It's Hitlers all the way down

My memories of those chapters are probably a good deal scarier than the Blair Witch reboot.

"THEY HAVE YOUR WIFE!"
"BUT I'M NOT MARRIED!"
"YOU ARE NOW! TO AMERICA!"

Nao watch, 'astings, az Aye dizzrupt ze capteetaleest sea-stem with a few well-placed plaztique exploseeves.

So no Tommy Wiseau Terminator?

DON'T
DATE
ROBOTS!

We are now calibrating

I threw up a little.