Don't you fucking dare kinkshame me.

Artichoke Heart of Darkness

The Red Apron of Shame

Okay this one is my favorite.

Uncle Meat?

I call my thing 'Bozo" now, people.

No no no, "hero", not "Gyro".

This is the most disgusting thing I've read today and also I woke my boyfriend up cackling.

Order-22.

He totally beefed it with the Angels now…

The Pampers Goblin, Serious Mildred, Double Nyarlathotep…

I thought we were still on the Billy Joel kick for a second.

But your highness, she is a commoner! Her Slurm will taste foul!

But him Grimace! Ten Grimaces enter, only him leave!

nO WE CAN'T CALL THE PIZZA GUY. HE'LL KNOW, MAN!!!!

I can't think of anywhere more appropriate to post this so I just want to relay one of my all-time favorite comics moments of all time.

I'M GONNA TIE YOU TO THE RADIATOR AND GRAPE YOU!

Oh hey, a Pearl Misses Rose Episode that didn't make me wanna drink bleach.

Literally exactly like a Deep One.

When I sleep, I'll watch one of my head movies.