Love me two times baby
Once for tomorrow
Once cuz I've got AIDS

He should have gone back and finished out Clerks, yeah.

Was literally just thinking this.

At first I thought this was an oblique reference to the bizarre/horrific body horror elements this movie has going on.

The American Dream.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Season One made that work.

"I never asked for this baby."

Too easy.

This episode reminds me so goddamn much of A.W.E.S.O.M.E.O

Yeah, Ricky Gervais is my pick for the 2010s Biggest Douche In the Universe of the Decade award.

Thanks for reminding me of the time I got conned into watching The Invention of Lying and the beginning of my now-lifelong loathing of Ricky Gervais.

There wrong, there castle.

Aw, trulay he was the son of Gawd.

Would that I were so enthused. This has been a vicious week.

There's plenty of ice cream down in the dungeon!

"stuff pillows…[w]i…th…cum…"

Brandon Sanderson is such a Game of Thrones name.

Sausage Party by GRRM

I'm still in dumbass PMP 528 where there's square donuts filled with key lime or some shit. What a rip.

His name replacement symbol thing is just a severed face