You're making it really hard not to wake my boyfriend with my barely-stifled cackling.

And I ved up again?

Thank you for your support. After nearly a week offline when things got even worse, this helped tremendously.

Also I'm several weeks late but
CENTIPEETLE
LOOKS
LIKE
ZORAK

This episode kind of.

Dicks Out For Benny

I'm Scientist That Opens The Series By Running Through An Empty Underground Bunker On The Verge Of Screaming.

I drink your swimming pool! I drink it up!

Reference to the comic posted a few posts up: http://www.awkwardzombie.co…

Yep, I'm definitely a giant eyeball.

You can't have a Lemon Party without Ol' Dick!

I would like to take this opportunity, however, to briefly inform you THE WRONG KID DIED!

Unpheelistine

Which are you? I myself prefer to be identified as a giant eyeball.

Eat your hamburgers, nilus.

Makin' up a song about fcz1…

So anyway, it's been a good year or so as God, but despite my edicts and occasional execution of staff members, Steven Universe continues to make Pearl Misses Her Rosey-Poo And Gets Fucking Weird About It episodes.

THE WRONG KID DIED!

I wasn't ever entirely sure I understood Keep It 100, much less got what made it funny.

Chief?