Death Ball kinda already looks like that.

Now he's running for office! Yuck yuck yuck

I just appreciated him for what he was; an absurdly hammy and strangely endearing anime villain trope on legs.

Shit talking Rising AND Armstrong in the same breath, I swear by Space Odin I will fight you

I read that as Donkey Kong: Capture the Flag

Ooh, good catch! I forgot all about that shit.

"Events like Sandy Hook" was the specific phrasing. It's not like Sandy Hook was the first time children have been murdered outside or inside of their own school.

"You should just ethically and humanely break their bones and inflict grievous head-wounds until unconscious, like me, Captain America!"

They addressed the problematic racial elements, but I'm surprised nobody pointed out that the female characters in the Civil War main book existed to be manipulative, traitorous, wretched harpies who serve no purpose except to harm, betray, or otherwise inconvenience the more competent and heroic male heroes. Ms.…

Infection is your finest flower, where I as a child would hide.

Dear Tommen,

I've never seen that one, but I do have a parrot who receives infinite joy from The Price Is Right.

He cries and takes another sip of Mad Train Wine.

"Garry Gergich, Jerry Gergich, Garry Gergich, Jerry Gergich, wow, that's awful."

Next time on American Horror Story…

This is my favorite Family Feud question.

Beat me to it.

Jimmy Kimmel wants to fuck Rob Lowe's face. Film at 11.

Where I come from, Rob Lowe sings a pretty song and there's always paycheck roles in the air.

Oh my fucking god I'm wheezing