This is my favorite AVC comments section story of all time. Well done.

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Wasn't Tommy Boy one of the the general neighborhoods being parodied by Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder?

Zing!

AVC is almost literally Neil Gaiman.

Don Henley deserved better.

Not quite close enough for me to despair, but that's actually /worse/ than Easy Freak, so points.

Finally somebody not blaming Feig for having the audacity to make a movie.

Maybe, y'know, don't send death threats over a movie?

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AM THE THIRD REVELATION!!!!!

Aren't you using one of those machines right now?

Foiled, and after years of planning!

What of Shriek Culture, the burgeoning fandom for the then-popular Saved By the Bell character?

Flintstones.
Meet the Flintstones.
They're the mobbed-up stone age family.
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of Godfather 1, 2, and 3

It can be three things.

Nuns 'n' Guts is my Residents/Guns and Roses mashup musical project.

Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down.

Easy Freak also sounds like an RHCP song.

FUCK YOU, I AGREE WITH HIM, AND YOU CAN JUST SUCK IT!

I just thought StarWipe was too mean and cynical. If ClickHole is Grant Morrison and The Onion is Alan Moore, Starwipe is Mark Millar. Just awful, dickish, loud, and vicious.