I want to drown Millar in waste.

I'm hyperventilating

No love for ol' fashion piledrivers.

Great Vaporwave, Internet!

"Good morning, Mr. Moonvest!"
"GIMME YOUR FINGERNAILS."
"No!"

I tossed off a bit. B.

Bing Bell?

That and numbers stations make me giddy as hell.

I read that in Samuel Byck's mocking-parental voice from the Neil Patrick Harris recording of Assassins, and if that isn't the peak obscure and overly-narrow reference I've made today I have no clue what is.

It's dens of meth, longing to be buzzed?

Getting your car washed /with/ pico?

Nobody in this thread gets the Max Headroom signal jack reference, I sigh miserably and pour another Baja Blast and Rum. My family continues to be ashamed of me. They don't fucking know.

I agree, although it would be much harder to do the degrees of success/failure and Triumph/Despair in the constraints of a video game (see this entire thread, ironically enough). I'm also not as hot on getting a specific Dark Side/Imperial book simply because both of those represent things I detest but some of my…

-jots down notes for a Force and Destiny character-

If only I could run past /motherfucking Gascoigne/, holy fucking shit I am so angry at that son of a bitch why is he so fucking difficult.

THE BROODWICH

Dr. Strange gave up surgery in exchange for a homeopathic remedy. Score one for my anti-vaccination message board!

Common and widely used among dickbags.

The fact that he calls it that clearly tells me he's not ready.

Daniel Clowes is pretty effectively the David Lynch of comics.