You joke, but that sounds like something Lynch would do.

-walks away singing an improvised song, the lyrics of which consist of 'The wrong kid died'.-

I read that to my friends out of context. Got a good response.

I read that as "Thanos".

LET'S GO UP TA THREE, CORE CONCEPT!!!!

"We think we're philosophers, but we're not!"

Even The Onion didn't get away with that shit.

If you'd have only followed the rules - the ghost pirate rules! - this never woulda happened.

Don't Operation: Mindcrime/Operation: Mindcrime 2 this, HBO.

9/11/2001

The Rape Wedding, where House Rapingstock rapes House Rapingrape.

gross

Sherlock panel at SDCC?

Don't Mezmerize/Hypnotize this, HBO.

Sounds like something a sludgy oil that slowly kills off the rest of the droids would say.

He's also Yoda.

"¡Madre de Dios! ¡Es el Pollo Diablo!"
"¡Sí! ¡He dejado en libertad los prisioneros y ahora vengo por ti!"

Oh, that must be exhausting.

The first time I watched Logan's Run and the BOX robot came on screen, I said out loud "Wow, C-3PO really let himself go."

*gestures to a giant, ominous death-cloud melting people's flesh all around the city*
"Do you see that cloud outside?"
"Yeah-huh."
"Direct traffic into it."