Viciously spurning both Joss Whedon and Serenity in the same breath gets this article my approvel.

Mysterious Future Man here again

You better get something to eat.

I'm a mystery traveler from the future and I'm here to say
House of Cosbys isn't as funny any more
…okay

Is it a Star?

I could kinda see the Ito influence in parts of P.T., especially when there were eyes fucking everywhere going berserk.

The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Florence + the Machine

No tears, please. It's a waste of good fanfiction.

Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Cumming

http://starwars.wikia.com/w…

"Headcanon is one of the worst things to happen to fiction since your favorite book/movie/play."

-tears up my fanfiction-

AND THAT NEVER CHANGED NO MATTER WHAT DISNEY SAYS.

Foo-Wings

Imagine all the bad things that could happen if robosexual marriage is legalized.

Implying the actual things JJ Abrams films aren't just a distraction from the bacchanalian orgy of hedonism and depravity occurring just off screen behind the cameras, and that when the actors finish their lines and leave the set, it's not simply to imbibe something decadent and stuff another orifice with another…

Hans Dong, the famous pianist~

Fuck, I read that in Crow's voice.

-tears up my fanfiction-

This sounds like a