I'd drop down Lando's shaft.

Oh fuck, now I wish Space Dandy were black.

Given certain Tianmen Square-y revelations in Aftermath, uh

I am sickened to my core.

"Excuse me, Lord Vader? Why do we all have British accents when we're in space and there's no Britain?"

#ChewieLando2016

Those Space Kindergartners that the Hutts hired to build the Death Star Dildo that blew up when they tried to use it because they used suboptimal materials and cheap labor.

Spacism

I came uncontrollably for this?

The Sith

A non-threatening, pansexual spokes-thing!

I hate you.

Not Lobot? For shame.

Knew him? He was delicious!

I can't help but imagine "roll credits" here even has the crossfade and the sweeping "DAH DUH DUH DUHNUH DUH DUHDUHDUH~" explosive segue into the Star Wars theme that every Star Wars movie ends on.

There's a frood who really knows where his four-color funnybook is.

Your studious opinion is heard, and though it is hard
It's one we've elected to disregard

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS HORRIBLE MAN.

So Scary Stories Movie is to Goosebumps Movie what Scary Stories Books are to Goosebumps Books.

Home Alone 2 was weird.