Hey did you guys know that this comment thread is why I won't stop screaming?

Holy /fuck/ I'm 24 and that…thing unnerves me.

ROBOT GETS BORED AND KILLS GUILLERMO DEL TORO WITH A HAMMER

Fargocortisone.

(A Coen Brothers Woyzeck adaptation. HMMMMM.)

Duuuuuuuuude start with one of the Woyzeck's, they're all good.

"Cannavale"

Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!

The Coens: I don't care about that.

The Big Lebowski's "I'm a Lebowski, You're a Lebowski" book opens with an epigraph.

*Game of Thrones comes into the hideout having been passive aggressively insulted by George R.R. Martin, holding a fistful of budget to its wounded ego. Fargo looks on in mild interest.*

Oh my…

XCOM2: Fargo DLC.

You try that shit out on the lane, you pull that fucking opinion on me, I'll stick it up your ass and pull the fuckin' "Post as" button until it goes cuh-lick.

The A.V. Club

No no, Pass the Ammo.

They dock ya!

I thought you were suggesting Skidoo had an excessively long scene of Carol Channing shooting people.

Alternatively: Construction workers and city ordinance officials.

The fact that it took this goddamn long.