Whale Biologist!

'tis the season

I'm a sucker for scary-ass sound/musical stings so despite that being the silliest thing I've seen, I'm gonna be looking over my fucking shoulder until bedtime now. Thanks D:<

Haven't you ever heard of knocking!? Who knows what naughty things I could be watching? I get New Orleans on this thing, you know!

Must have been the "Christmas cookies".

I'll co-sign this.

"Ho ho…ho's!"

I read that in my brain's version of Thrawn's voice and I either died or woke the whole house up laughing and I can't stop giggling long enough to tell which.

There's one in every Berenstain Bears book. You'll see.

976-EVIL II has a the greatest remake of It's A Wonderful Life, although little else about the movie is Christmas-themed and there's no Santa.

5/5 voted Best Show Not Allowed Anywhere Near Broadway by Underdog Monthly and Shoes: The Magazine

Silver shoes (Silver shoes)
Hear them shoes
I'm wearing shoes in the city

For some reason this is the funniest comment in this entire thread.

*South Park nicccceeeeeeee*

Autobahn

"Anti-semite!"

You know, you make me wanna shout.

I think we should call main antagonists "bad bad" from now on because of the precedent set by the meanest man in the whole damn town, someone whose relative meanness is weighted at a capacity even greater than Old King Cole.

The review describes them inaccurately - in the Maul arc and the Son of Dathomir comic, they're pretty clearly a Yakuza/cartel analogue.

Zoolander 2 looks great.