"Okay."

That's neat, I didn't know that.

"What is it made out of..?"
"…………………………………………………..SKIN."

Galaxy of Fear is my jam, and I read them all last year having missed them as a kid. Some genuinely good stuff in there even as an adult.

Is this the post where it turns out they're all dogs or something?

I fucking love that cover. Evil Gilbert Gottfried.

You know who else discovered the terrible secret about their younger sibling's horrible vampiric curse? Meep.

It turns out it's man.

TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!!!!

Oh, great.

No Riget: The Kingdom in the Advanced Studies? For shame.

Imagine

Now with five times the cats getting punted down stairwells!

Seven vaganias

"Wanna see a stupid fucking box made of neon bullshit?"

Battlefront 2 for one.

#NotYourShieldWhichImAfraidWillBeQuiteOperationalWhenYourFriendsArrive

Harlan Ellison tells fans…to "fuck off and die"

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT THE IRONCLAD CONTRACT KEEPING DISNEY FROM RELEASING THE ORIGINAL MOVIES

"MY PRIVILEGE!!!"
"Has been checked."
*BLAM*