Their screen name is based on Johan Liebert, I don't think that's really a question.

Carlos Carlos

The A.V. Club

Roger Rabbit 2 The Streets

Seriously, that shit was used in all kinds of rituals before yours.

I saw a frat boy consume another frat boy

Spinal Tap?

#no

The Breakfast Club cross-bred with Blair Witch actually sounds genuinely good.

Wasn't Heatstroke a 90s anti-hero?

*audience jumps, startled*

Oh my god I thought I was the only one who thought it was super fucked up as an idea, like literally doing the death-by-sex trope.

"The audience applauded."
"Not as long as some musicals."

Tell me more.

Normal behavior at your gaming table, Archmage?

"I'm a monster!"

What is with Tarsem Singh and horses though

Oh shit, for some reason I had it in my head that Dredd came out in 2010.

Mickey Rourke was, in fact, the best part of that movie.

Better than Frankenhooker's Sloppy Seconds